The Story of Bill Mason, decent fellow,
lover, husband, father , poet,

 as told by Omni (aka: God), Omni, as in omniscienta compassionate observer of our small Universe, (not to be confused with Omni,as in omnipotent wrathful Potentate of a cowering world),  
that you might discover the Purpose of Life!

I’ve got to charge a bunch for this one.  I don’t have many copies and will have to hit the print button, punch holes, wrestle with the spiral binding but I think you'll love this book..  If you want one, ll put it together for $32.00.   (And when I’m dead and famous and all, what a collector’s item. You think?)

$32.00 including U.S. Postage and handling